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Caddyshack 3

“My mom was told to tell the ‘homeless man’ he couldn’t loiter near her workplace.”

(via source)

Desperado

“My dad at marching band practice in 1985.”

(via source)

No-Burns

“Be careful what you wish for. This is the result of my mom nagging my dad to get a haircut. Glorious.”

(via source)

Spoiled

“My nephew said, ‘the milk’s gone bad.'”

(via source)

The Cut-Up

“A hot summer backyard photo.  Why my dad is shirtless, I don’t know.  Why by sister has curlers, I don’t know.  Why am I cross-eyed?  It was before the operation.”

(submitted by Danny)

Stealth Bomber

“This was a great picture of my sister, until we saw him.”

(via source)

Jumper

“My daughter, the mini troll, just had to be in our wedding pics.”

(via source)

Uncle Ryan

“My uncle used to look just like Ryan Reynolds when he was a West Virginia coal miner in the 70’s.”

(via source)

My Friend The Druid

“I was having my senior photos taken and decided that I wanted something different than everyone else. Something that was fun and wasn’t so cookie-cutter. My friend, who was killing some time with me, got a Druid’s cloak from the trunk of my car, (Who didn’t have one of those in their car? It was the 90’s after all), and lurked around in the background.
I dunno, I kind of like it.”

(submitted by Will)

First Impression

“Uncle Ben thought he would exude confidence on his first day of work doing sales in a call center. He had owned the same car since high school and thought it was really cool and drove it everywhere until it eventually broke down. His fancy city people clothes were purchased at a local thrift shop for the interview and for his first day of work. He wanted to appear as a true sales professional. How he got the job, we may never know!”

(submitted by Ben)