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Member Of The Club

“Grandfather died in 1994. Going through his things today, I found his wallet. This was next to his license, military ID, and Medicare card. Clearly important.”

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In Your Eye

“I nearly lost my eye to confetti on my wedding day.”

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Stand By Me

“My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk.”

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Cake Miscommunication

“The bakery asked us to send a picture of our desired ice cream cake. What we got was a picture of a cake ON the cake. My daughter’s birthday has gone meta.”

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The Two Kens

“My husband, whose name is Ken, found a mini plastic version of himself at HomeGoods.”

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Half And Half (And Half And Half)

“My friends ordered two pizzas last night. I don’t think they thought this through.”

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The Honest Wedding Invitation

Would you like chicken, fish, or simmering resentment?

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My Dad’s Favorite

“When I was six, I got my face painted with something I thought my dad would like.”

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Whining And Dining

Eating out is one of life’s great joys…until you have children and then it becomes a struggle for survival. And how do you make it through an entire meal without...

Grandma Breaks Bad

When headline placement goes wrong.

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