“Grandfather died in 1994. Going through his things today, I found his wallet. This was next to his license, military ID, and Medicare card. Clearly important.”
“I nearly lost my eye to confetti on my wedding day.”
“My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk.”
“The bakery asked us to send a picture of our desired ice cream cake. What we got was a picture of a cake ON the cake. My daughter’s birthday has gone meta.”
“My husband, whose name is Ken, found a mini plastic version of himself at HomeGoods.”
“My friends ordered two pizzas last night. I don’t think they thought this through.”
Would you like chicken, fish, or simmering resentment?
“When I was six, I got my face painted with something I thought my dad would like.”
When headline placement goes wrong.