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Bridaled

Even his friends thought this one was a reach.

(submitted by Sara)

Cougartown

“This was my brother and me in a crib that our dad had built, along with Sadie the cougar. We were modeling for his furniture, but who knows whether or not this confusing pic gave credit to his woodworking skills.”

(submitted by Corina)

Awkward Family Story: Horse Jerky

Dear Suzy,

Am waiting at Woody Froom’s for them to finish relining our back brakes. Bought some horsemeat this morning to make jerky. Bet that you can hardly wait to get home and have some. Doug had two days so he came to Portland last night. Paula was out on a date with a new boyfriend and didn’t get home until 2 a.m. I could have clobbered her. The weather has been icky for us and I bet for you too. Only in Oregon could you have this sort of weather in July. We have been so pleased to receive your letters. Camp sounds great. If it isn’t full now maybe it won’t be next week. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you. I miss my salad maker.

Love, Mom

(submitted by Suzanne)

Rodeo Queens

An endorsement for accessorizing.

(submitted by Amy)

Toucan Sam

These parrots have found their Margaritaville.

(submitted by Chris)

Armed and Endangered

He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?

(submitted by Dominic)

The Onion 2

“My mother is pregnant with me in this photo, you can see my older sister, and my cousin. The old farts are the photographer/my grandad, and my gran. Then my mother and her 2 sisters are sitting, and their spouses are standing. Creepy Uncle Stu is the only one posing. My dad is clearly enjoying time with his in-laws.”

(submitted by Rachel)

Ass-Kissers

Sometimes you gotta’ do what you gotta’ do.

(submitted by Sarah)

Chairman Of The Beard

You don’t get to hold the cat for nothing.

(submitted by Brendon)

(title submitted by John)

Stepped Right Into It

Who put that there?

(submitted by Chris)