Skip to content

Birthdays

The Dangers Of Joint Birthdays

“My son and daughter shared a birthday party on a trip home. I didn’t think this through.”

(submitted by Nicole)

Friendzoned

“Found an old birthday card from a girl while helping my parents move.”

(via source)

Damn You Autocorrect

A Scottish mother who intended to order a cake topped with a “wee blond girl” by text message was left dumbfounded when presented with a “wee blind girl” instead. The outrageous reason: autocorrect by her cell phone.

Read More

Brotherly Love

“When your brother gets you a birthday cake.”

(via source)

The Safe Way

“We asked Safeway to make a Star Wars cake for our editor Frank. This is what they gave us.”

(via source)

Mazel Tov

“Found a priceless picture from my dad’s Bar Mitzvah. He’s the guy in the center holding the Playboy magazine.”

(via source)

Pandamonium

“My daughter asked for a “Panda Cake” for her 3rd birthday. Things got a little dark when it was time to serve it.”

(via source)

One Reason Not To Name Your Child Curt

“Stay strong, Curts of the world. Stay strong.”

(via source)

Cake On His Hands

“Tried to get a nice photo of my nephew on his birthday, instead he looks like he murdered someone.”

(via source)

Happy F-Bomb

“Looking through old pictures, I just noticed something interesting on my 3rd birthday gift before I could read. Thanks, Mom.”

(via source)