Photos
Clown Clause
“This picture was taken in December of 1969 in Sherman Oaks, CA . That is me at the age of 6 months. He was this frightening Santa that would visit my grandmother and grandfather’s house every Christmas. To me he looks deranged.'”
(submitted by John)
Got Milk?
“My pregnant older sister and mother bet me I couldn’t get the breast pump to ‘latch’ on to me. I won the bet, but lost the war. This picture is framed and in my parents’ hallway.”
(submitted by Matthew)
The Mask
“My dad would always dress in this creepy Santa costume. It didn’t take us long to figure out it was him because he always wore his work boots with the costume.”
(submitted by James)
Hive Mind
“Me, my newborn son and a neighbor after finding a giant nest in my tree. It was taken in Toronto Canada, Fall 2004. My ex-wife said I was giving her evidence for divorce court…????”
(submitted by IG @jeff.kendall)
No Frills
“Our very 80’s K-Mart photo session taken in Michigan in 1988 and I’m the chunky baby.”
(submitted by IG @lorenbixby)
Grandma The Ripper
“Judging from the family photo album, my grandma didn’t like my aunt’s first husband.”
(submitted by IG @glamouramalola)
The Kill Scene
“Mom and Dad were world travelers and the house was filled with odd and beautiful pieces of art. For my wedding day photos, the photographer cleared an area of the living room, but kept one small table and statue in view. The statue is a polar bear killing a seal. He went with ‘odd’ instead of ‘beautiful’.”
(submitted by Sonia)
