Pretty In Pink 5
“In the fall of ’85, when I was a junior in high school, a new, slick student asked me to go to Homecoming. I was smitten and immediately said yes. After my mother bought me a rather expensive (and fluffy) dress, the slick boy of my dreams asked someone else and dumped me. I was embarrassed and heartbroken. A few days later one of the nicest and most popular seniors in the entire school asked me to go to homecoming in the hall. While it was painfully obvious that he had been roped into it by a parent or my bigger brother, I agreed to his self-sacrifice. We ended up double-dating with one of the girls in my class and her senior boyfriend, and I had a wonderful time. He even kissed me good night, in that polite, “you weren’t a bad pity day” sort of way that good guys do.
John, wherever you are, you were my red-headed knight in shining armor. And sunglasses. So no one knew it was you who was with me. I bet you turned out wonderfully.”
(submitted by Daphne)
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Friends of the Realm
Just one of the many perks of being tight with the realm.
(submitted by Jennifer)
A reminder to enjoy that time of our lives when we’re in full bloom.
(submitted by Audrey)
You’ve Got A Hold On Me
She was reconsidering the extensions.
(submitted by Anna)
He said, “Wanna go to prom? She said, “I guess.”
(submitted by Andrew)
Little Big Man
She keeps him grounded.
(submitted by Maxine)
These Boots Were Made For…
(submitted by Brian)
Satuday Night Special: The Don
Threesomes are so last season.
(submitted by Karen)
There was enough Dane to go around.
(submitted by Charlotte)
Size Doesn’t Matter
Congratulations to our awkward couples winners, Josh and Amy, for proving that size really doesn’t matter.