Random
Personal Best
“I accidentally left my bike ride tracker on for part of a Delta flight.”
(via source)
Cage Dweller
“A friend bought a new house in 2017. When a cable technician went into the crawlspace they found this shrine to Nicholas Cage complete with candles, goblet, kneeling rug and lockbox of movie paraphernalia.”
(via source)
A Tale Of Two Cities
“So I live near a city named Hooker and another named Beaver. They play each other in HS sports.”
(via source)
What’s In A Middle Name?
“My neighbor’s daughter has the craziest middle name. After years of taking his word for it, I asked her father for proof.”
(via source)
The Leftovers
“My brother labeled our Christmas leftovers so we could differentiate between our food and the dog’s. My mom gasped when she opened the fridge.”
(via source)
A Cold Front Moves In From The South
“Our local Weatherman and Cameraman weren’t on the same page. The result is this.”
(via source)
