Protecting My Junk from Santa
“This is me as a child, visiting Santa. Out of instinct, I had my left hand on my junk, protecting it from a mall Santa.”
(submitted by Dan)
The Hampered Chef
“My mother-in-law tried to bake some round sugar cookies while drunk.”
(via source)
The Tiny Doppelgangers
“The salt and pepper shakers at this restaurant resemble my parents.”
(via source)
Paper Scissors
“When my daughter was 5 she decided to use her paper scissors to cut her hair. I was NOT. HAPPY. I think the face says it all.”
(submitted by Victoria)
Grandpa Was Quite The Stud
“Grandfather died in 1994. Going through his things today, I found his wallet. This was next to his license, military ID, and Medicare card. Clearly important.”
(via source)
Chernobyl Claus
“This is a photo taken in 1976 in Pittsburg County, Oklahoma. It looks like Santa’s face is a melting pile of vomit.”
(submitted by Rachel)
A Holiday Letter From Debbie, Gary, & Lance
You’ve been pranked. That’s right– introducing the Awkward Family Photos Prank Holiday Card Set.
Each Prank Holiday Card set includes three tear-off cards featuring an Awkward Family Photos brood with their fake yearly summary on the back.
• SEND one in the mail anonymously
• SNEAK one onto wall at a friend’s holiday party
• DISPLAY on your fridge amongst all your real friends.
Whichever you choose, bewilderment will follow – which is what the holidays are all about, right?
Me And My Tooth
“My second grade picture. Yes, that is a tooth. Yes, that collar is flight-worthy.”
(submitted by Scot)
