One Christmas when I had just turned 14, my grandma and grandpa flew all the way across the country to celebrate with our family. There were several long lost family members there including my younger sister and I who are 10 apart in age. As all of us are just sitting down for our dinner, my grandma looks at the table and says “Oh, I’m going to feel like a glut after this meal!” In turn my little sister pipes up with “I don’t know what a glut is, but I know what a slut is! As everyone at the table is trying to hold it together, she finishes her comment with “My sister’s one!!”….yeah, awkward.
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Who says fathers and sons have trouble showing affection?
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A jazz-hands inspired burn.
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|My son, Devon (he is 9) and I were Instant messaging each other, as he is across the state visting my parents. Here is the conversation we had…
BeyondFabulous1: HEY BABY
“Devon”: I miss you and a chicken got chased by a dog
BeyondFabulous1: I miss you too. Is the chicken ok?
“Devon”: it was aroster he lost almost lost is tail feathers
BeyondFabulous1: ohh no. where did the dog come from?
“Devon”: me and jasmine were walking on the trail this black dog came
BeyondFabulous1: ohh ok. did it go away now?
“Devon”: it hapened yesterday night
BeyondFabulous1: so the rooster is going to be ok?
“Devon”: I thing so
BeyondFabulous1: you thing so?
BeyondFabulous1: what did you do today?
“Devon”: I just was working on my fort then I played my psp
BeyondFabulous1: ok. Well we are thinking we will leave next Thursday after your dad gets off work… so we will be there really late
“Devon”: I left something in the dog chsing story
“Devon”: dog got hit by a shotguns dinner time
BeyondFabulous1: are you having the dog for dinner?
……………………..And then he was gone. Awkward.
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Ever wondered what the kid with the clarinet is really thinking?
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A classic case of being pinch-drunk.
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No matter what you do, you will always be in trouble with these two.
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Who doesn’t look at home with a straw nest on their head?
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You’ve just been asked to prom… by another couple.
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Wanna hear a story, little… No? Okay.
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