The Sleeper

Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.

(submitted by Michael)

Birthday Boy

Another tedious birthday moment brought to you by Chuck E. Cheese!

(submitted by Mollie)

Nosedance

So close, but yet, so very close.

(submitted by anonymous)

Picture Perfect

This textbook armshelf would get a 10, even from the Russian judge.

Cabbage Pat

“This photo was taken in August 1984. I was 10 and my sister was 13 (although she looks 40). The Cabbage Patch Kid was Emalia Arlene, and I swear she never left my freaking side. With my boy haircut, huge glasses, and braces, I look like such a mess.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

Playing It Cool

Just two guys chillaxing in Amish Country.

(submitted by Doug)

Sixteen Candles

It’s so much easier when they just forget your birthday.

(submitted by Michael)

Face Slide

Sometimes you just need a little push. Thanks, dad.

(submitted by Alayna)

Twilight Zone

A holiday pic that quite frankly, scares the crap out of us.

(submitted by Marissa)

The Three Bears

Not since “Mommy the Pooh” have we seen such parental commitment.

(submitted by anonymous)