christmas
Behind The Awkwardness: Blockage
“This is my husband who was in the hospital this past summer with a blocked intestine… every year, he shocks the family with a crazy Christmas Photo.”
(submitted by Andrea)
Reindeer Games
“This is a picture of me eight months pregnant. My girlfriends came into town and I thought it would be great if they painted this on me to use for Christmas cards. ”
(submitted by Amanda)
10 Days To Awkward Xmas: Jolly St. Nick
Did we mention that he sees you when you’re sleeping?
(submitted by Angela)
Hanging Tough
When dad says he can take care of it himself, you have to take him at his word.
(submitted by Peanut)
Tipsy
“This is an outtake for a staged Christmas photo of me and my brother Tom. As you can see from the look of terror on his face, Tom began to tip over. That’s mom’s hand trying to keep him from going baby ass over elbow.”
(submitted by Christine)
Tin Soldiers
“So, I got bored with the typical holiday cards and decided to do something a little different. At first, my ideas were pretty innocent (we wore Santa hats, reindeer antlers,etc), but as the years passed and my ideas became more and more unusual, I realized people loved it. I have heard from many “fans” that their extended families, friends, and neighbors start checking in early in December to see if the Johnson card has arrived and what I’ve come up with for that year.”
(submitted by Sue)
Bikeless
“Christmas morning, and everybody except young Tim (middle) gets a new bike. We as parents should have anticipated the reaction.”
(submitted by Scott)
Season’s Greetings
Chauncey couldn’t contain his excitement about Christmas.
(submitted by Chauncey)
Checkmates
And then they proceeded to eat Christmas dinner on top of themselves.
(submitted by Chris)