Hissy Fit - Babies

Hissy Fit

“I introduced my cat to my newborn daughter.”

(via source)

The Big Questions - Kids

The Big Questions

“My 5-year-old daughter’s browser history.”

(via source)

The Haunting - Photos

The Haunting

“My Aunt’s lil joke for the next person who tears up the carpet in her home.”

(via source)

When Your Goat’s Expecting - Pets

When Your Goat’s Expecting

“This is what happens when you have one sister who is a professional photographer and loves animals and another sister with a mini zoo. You get professional goat maternity photos.”

(via source)

Woman High On Painkillers Thinks George Clooney Performed Her Medical Procedure

Painkiller-induced ramblings after surgery have been a wellspring of viral videos for years, but this one is even more surreal than usual.

Emily Young was filming her stepsister Kayleigh while Kayleigh was recovering from an in-vitro fertilization procedure. Still woozy from the pain meds, Kayleigh gave a shoutout to someone unexpected: George Clooney. Kayleigh insisted that not only did the Batman & Robin star appear during her treatment, he personally carried it out.

“George Clooney did my retrieval, and he got 25 eggs,” she says in the video.

Over the course of the video Kayleigh runs quite the emotional gamut, from disbelief that the hospital could book the busy actor, to mortification that he “saw [her] vagina.” Which is understandable. One of my biggest fears is that a celebrity would see my privates.

But overall, Kayleigh thinks George’s appearance is a sign of good luck for her fertilization prospects. “Because it was George, I just feel like it might work,” she explains. Hear, hear.

Watch the video below:

H/t: Daily Mail

Dear Lisa - Mom

Dear Lisa

“No wonder Dad hid mom’s high school yearbook from me as a kid.”

(via source)

When 4th Grade Me Accidentally Showed My Parents’ Homemade Porn To The Entire Class - Articles

When 4th Grade Me Accidentally Showed My Parents’ Homemade Porn To The Entire Class

Reddit user rniscior shared this story of the time he nearly traumatized his whole class during show and tell.  I’ve never spoken about this since it happened, but out...
Pizza Time - Random

Pizza Time

“So my friend did something really dumb today.”

(via source)