The Outfit Checklist
“My checklist for leaving the house: plastic visor? Check. Awkward goggles? Check. Pink plastic Swatch watch? Check. Michael Jackson-style glove? Check. Outfit purchased at the thrift store? Check. Self esteem much higher than situation warrants? Check. ‘I’m ready, let’s hit the road!'”
(submitted by Sara)
My Many Fashion Mistakes
“This was me in 8th grade, in ’92 or ’93. I don’t know what is worse: the perm, the ribbon, the tucked-in shirt that no sensible middle schooler would ever wear, the black shoes with white socks, the way-too-obvious black watch, the ’97 for my graduating year or the fact that I was trying to look cool. Epic fail!”
(submitted by Dola)
Curtain Call
“So I (male) just rented out my room to a woman and thought I’d get a new shower curtain. I should have looked at it more closely before buying it. Will be returning it immediately.”
(via source)
Third Arm
“Here I thought, ‘What a great head shot of my son,’ but then I realized he has a third arm growing from his shoulder, thanks to his sister.”
(submitted by Katrina)
Baby Crazy
“It’s safe to say I was really proud of my Beanie Baby collection. I do still have all my ‘babies’ and that tie-dye shirt. Don’t have the glasses but I do have a pair of Warby Parkers that look a lot like the ones I was wearing here.”
(via source)
Window Watcher
“This was not one of our best family photos, but somehow it works! It was Easter. I was newly pregnant and throwing up all day. Our one-year-old daughter would not sit still, hence the look on my husband’s face. Oh, and our three-year-old son decided this would be the only spot he would stand in. Somehow he looks like he is photobombing the pic, and is possibly an extra in ‘Children of the Corn’.”
(submitted by Sarah)
Sleep Fierce
“My son has two ways of sleeping: Male Model and Rapper. Both were on display this afternoon.”
(via source)
True Romance
“When we first started dating our texts were flirty and sexy. Now that we’re married, this is what our texts look like.”
(via source)
