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PDA - Kids


Get a hotel, Mom & Dad.

(submitted by Zach)

Cash Money - Christmas

Cash Money

It’s the thought that counts.

(submitted by J)

Oh Deer - Christmas

Oh Deer

No dogs allowed on the couch.

(submitted by Perry)

Weihnachtsmarkt - Christmas


Proof that Santa really doesn’t exist.

(submitted by Leni in Germany)

Early Bird Special - Grandparents

Early Bird Special

It’s an unselfish love.

(submitted by Alex)

The Longest Yawn - Behind The Awkwardness

The Longest Yawn

“My high school sweetheart and I were set to get married in June of 1995.  I called that wedding off, then we got re-engaged and planned the wedding for June of 1996.  Two weeks before that wedding I told my mom and my fiance I didn’t want to get married, but this time they would not allow it.  I went through with it, but I was not happy about it.  We had two beautiful children, but the marriage did not last.  We were divorced 8 years later.”

(submitted by Melissa)

Help! - Christmas


You can’t escape the holidays.

(submitted by Cindy)

Bandit - Pets


One man’s trash is another racoon’s treasure.

(submitted by Kristen)

Semi-Formal - Dad


The cleaners lost his shirt.

(submitted by Benjamin)