Mom Discovers The Kama Sutra… For Kids

April 14th, 2017

Mom Discovers The Kama Sutra… For Kids - Photos

Let’s get one thing clear right off the top: we’re all for sex education here at AFP. We believe it’s crucial for parents to instill in their kids a healthy attitude towards sexuality. And there’s no one correct way to go about teaching “the birds and the bees.” Everyone figures out the best way for them individually.

That being said…

London Mom Katherine Peck was having a routine visit to the doctor’s office when she noticed what appeared to be an innocent children’s book about where babies come from, appropriately called Mummy Laid an Egg. It was written in 1995 by Babette Cole. Then Katherine picked up the book, and things got weird.

Let’s take a stroll through the book, shall we?

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Easter Recreation 2

April 14th, 2017

Easter Recreation 2 - Dad

“Happy Easter from my family to yours!”

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Shirt Happens 3

April 13th, 2017

Shirt Happens 3 - Couples

“Mom asked for a picture of me and my girlfriend. I sent her this as a joke. Forgot about it. Several weeks later my brother calls to tell me she printed it out, framed it, and put it on her desk to show it off. Even after two explanations she still doesn’t get it.”

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A Bizarre Easter Tradition

April 13th, 2017

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“My family’s bizarre Easter tradition: hard boiled egg-toss/mouth-catch. Here are the rules: color your eggs then pick a favorite. Everyone holds their egg point-side up, then my Grandpa would walk down the line tapping his best egg on your egg. If your egg broke, he moved down the line, if his egg broke you moved on. The person with the best egg was the winner.

After the egg breaking, we would pick teams and go out on the lawn and throw the eggs from ever-increasing distances and you had to catch your teammates egg in your mouth. There was no clear winner of this. I literally thought every family did this until I joined the military in 2000.”

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Cat Fancy

April 13th, 2017

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“My brother took our cat to prom. He couldn’t find a date.”

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Happy Birthday With Poop

April 12th, 2017

Happy Birthday With Poop - Photos

Here at AFP we’ve seen plenty of unusual birthday themes over the years. But this one takes the cake: a poop-themed birthday party.

Rebecca is a mother of two from St. Louis, Missouri, and her oldest daughter Audrey requested the fecal festivities. “For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop balloons and a poop cake,’” Rebecca told The Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”

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Ready To Mingle

April 11th, 2017

Ready To Mingle - Couples

“When you’re single but all your friends are in relationships.”

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