Defining Moment
“To my daughter: Urban Dictionary is not to be used as a school research source.”
(via source)
Crying Game
“My wife cries at absolutely anything–and I mean ANYTHING. So I started writing down the reasons.”
(via source)
Phone Motivation
“My daughter is currently pulling a D-minus in math. This is her phone.”
(via source)
Mother Of The Bride
“This is my Aunt at her daughter’s wedding. She likes to embarrass people.”
(via source)
Bundles Of Joy
“My Aunt didn’t know she was having twins until they were coming out of her body.”
(via source)
