“One year in elementary school, we were given the option of taking a hobby photo in addition to our regular picture. My parents suggested I do a soccer photo or even one with my clarinet but I insisted on Goosebumps, explaining that the clarinet one would be too dorky. I’ve never actually read the book I’m holding and out of the 50 or so titles I collected in the series, I only read about 5. None of those 5 were the book I won a city-wide poster contest for in sixth grade; I just liked drawing wolves. I guess the judges never read them either.”
(submitted by Jonathan)
A little known cure for writer’s block.
(submitted by Gene)
It takes two to make a perm go right.
(submitted by Melissa)
He didn’t have to dress up.
(submitted by Scott)
“This was my first communion picture. First of all, the hair is epic!! Crop top WITH tight perm? Yes please!!! But the real gem of the picture is my little sister, who for some reason wasn’t allowed in the pic and is seen lurking in the shadows in the background! Lol! And we wonder why she had middle child syndrome!!!”
(submitted by Leah)