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Family Portrait

Suspended

“This is a picture of me (the little girl), my brother, and my parents. Yes, my brother is wearing acid washed jeans held up by red suspenders. Yes, my father is rockin’ the pencil ‘stache. Yes, I have the ‘I need an adult’ face. I’m not sure what concerns me more – what my parents are doing to my brother or my brother’s enjoyment of it.”

(submitted by Phuong)

East German Style

“With relatives in West Germany (before the reunification in 1989), we were in the lucky position to get some Levi’s jeans or hot fake snakeskin pants.”

(submitted by Marcus)

Nut House

“This is a family portrait where we are wearing t-shirts from our boiled peanut business. We had an early morning appointment and got up 15 minutes before our time. The stunned look on our faces is actually a waking up look and thoughts of what are we doing!!!! It has become a family classic.”

(submitted by Joan)

Meet Gurgle

“Yes, my father’s ventriloquist dummy, Gurgle Worthington, was a part of the family.”

(submitted by Aubrey)

And Then There Were Six

“This family photo hung in my Pop and Gram’s house for years. To say they didn’t like my aunt’s ex-husband may have been an understatement.”

(submitted by Staci)

Big Hair, Don’t Care

“The last (and arguably the greatest) professional portrait studio photo of my husband and his family.”

(IG @goprintgo)

The Cutting Crew

“This pic is my mom, dad, brother, sister and her husband, me and my demonic-looking son. This family portrait was taken in the 80s…we were really a scary crew.”

(submitted by IG @tecobb00

No Frills

“Our very 80’s K-Mart photo session taken in Michigan in 1988 and I’m the chunky baby.”

(submitted by IG @lorenbixby

Bubble Talk

“Bubble gum? Yep. Our pregnancy family picture.”

(submitted by Aquanita)

Nogjam

“This is a photo of myself (mom) and my family, minus our oldest daughter, who wouldn’t be caught dead in this photo.”

(submitted by Tricia)