Baptism Casual
“My Dad thought it would be a good idea to wear this shirt to church on the day I was baptized. My Mom (standing next to him) was trying to not look disappointed. The shirt reads, ‘I know where babies come from.’ Even my Godmother and Godfather look disappointed. My Dad is the only one smiling.”
(submitted by Claudia)
Happy Birthday Stephen
“Asked for a cake for Steven except with a “PH”… should’ve been more specific.”
(via source)
Tenant Appreciation
“My girlfriend had been looking forward to the ‘free gift’ the apartment complex promised us when we signed.”
Minion, Bloody Minion
“My mom bought a strawberry-scented Minion shampoo for my little brother.”
(via source)
