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Vengeance Baby

“This was supposed to be a cute photo of me and my newborn son.”

(submitted by IG @natashagrimaldi)

The King At The King

“My grandma took me to Burger King in the 90s to meet and get serenaded by Elvis.”

(submitted by IG @addicted_to_lacquer

Potty Training

“This is my brother and I in the late 80s. Clearly missing band practice for any reason was not an option.”

(submitted by Traci) 

Ken Will Never Know

“I got a life sized Barbie when I was 7 and my brother had other ideas.”

(submitted by IG @rchldrpkn)

Santa & Friends

“Christmas 1985. Every time I see this photo I wonder how on earth I sat there calmly? I mean look at the dude on the left.”

(submitted by IG @yunitasusilo

Free Bird

“I don’t know where this was taken, I think I blocked the whole experience from my memory. I’m not sure why there is a mime next to a Big Bird lookalike. If you look closely you’ll notice Big Bird’s muscular thighs.”

(submitted by Jen) 

Masterpiece

“My parents took us to the Masters back in the 80s. It was such a momentous occasion my dad paid for this picture and had it framed. Hint: I’m wearing purple.”

(submitted by IG @complainasaurus_rex

Backseat Rider

“Christmas of 1982.  I was 2 years old and obviously not the favorite child.  My only option was to take a literal back seat to my sister if I wanted to go sleigh riding. Apparently this was seemed like a safe idea to my dad and my mom who snapped the shot. This picture pretty much sums up the next 30 years of my life.”

(submitted by Kristin)

Scarecrows

“I was barely a month old and my parents my parents decided my first ‘outing’ should be a trip to the local mall. Not only were those mall scarecrows scarier than anything I’ve ever seen in a horror movie, I was doomed to live a life as a NY Jets fan.”

(submitted by Tim)

C’mon, Get Happy

“In the early 2000s I went to a photographer in Croatia. I was crying the whole time, so the photographer decided to give me this thing which made me even more sad.”

(submitted by IG @_.vaermina)