The Catmaid
“My mom sent me an email with the subject ‘She won the contest.’ This is what mom meant.”
(via source)
Caddyshack 3
“My mom was told to tell the ‘homeless man’ he couldn’t loiter near her workplace.”
(via source)
The Cut-Up
“A hot summer backyard photo. Why my dad is shirtless, I don’t know. Why by sister has curlers, I don’t know. Why am I cross-eyed? It was before the operation.”
(submitted by Danny)
