Dad thought a cat or dog wouldn’t be good with kids.
(submitted by Laura)
Don’t even bother showing up to a dinner party at this family’s house without a little white dog.
(submitted by Chrissy)
He decided to imagine them as bookends.
(submitted by Emily)
“No, I want the opossum to sleep in my bed!”
(submitted by Ernie)
He will cut you like a knife.
(submitted by Clara)
Mom always looked forward to a visit from the water man.
(submitted by Rachel)
Somebody didn’t earn his cow.
(submitted by Sarah)
“We just got married, and had no kids or pets yet… just this cat skeleton, “Bones”. We decided to take him with us to our first family portrait. He was later sold on ebay to a theater company who used him as a prop in a play.”
(submitted by Courtney)
You know it’s awkward when your dog kicks you off the couch.
(submitted by Olivia)
These parents decided to take a running start.
(submitted by Nancy)