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The Thanksgiving Letter

  Listen to a dramatic reading of Marney’s famous letter. After years of trying, Marney agreed to sit down with AFP and discuss her famous letter.

Home For The Holidays

 

They’re coming.

(submitted by Annet)

Tryptophania

This Thanksgiving, eat light.

Up In The Tub

“I’m in front, brother in back, mom on right.  In a hot tub in a garage in Vail, CO ~1977 after a day of skiing.  Brother with very unfortunate head gear (how come kids don’t have to wear that anymore?).  Brother and I were in inner tubes, for some reason.  I’m pretty sure my mom DOES have a swimsuit on.”

(submitted by Maribeth)

The Accidental Tourists

A pick-pockets dream.

(submitted by Nickole)

An Apple A Wedding Day Part 2

Agnieszka i Daniel are back with more random objects and less clothes.

(submitted by John)

The Hangover

It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”

(submitted by Beatrice)

Bad Santa

Eh, to hell with it.

(submitted by Trish)

Body By Dad

Jennifer was the only baby in the neighborhood with creatine in her formula.

(submitted by Jennifer)

An Apple A Wedding Day

On second thought, he decided to keep the ring.

(submitted by John)