Unfortunately, they do nothing for you when you’re still on the ship.
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One night, my sister had her new friend Mark over for dinner. Making small talk, my Dad asked him what his father did for a living. We all squirmed a bit when he told us that his dad died last year. The subject was soon changed and we all went about finishing our meal when suddenly my dad says: “I am sorry, Mark, what did you say your dad does for a living again?”
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“This is a photo of my family on a cruise a number of years ago. My mom wanted to make sure she could spot all of us when we got off the cruise ship, so she made us all wear tie dyed shirts. I was almost 13 at the time, so it was even more embarrassing to me!”
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As they sent it…
How the “H” is everything going for you????????????????? fine we hope.
Say what do you think of my GPS????? At least it got your mom and dad down and back!!!! ha ha
Gram and I will be down a little later………………………we are going to the Brewer game this Thursday. We hear you are moving this Thursday. That will be a big day for you. BE SURE AND SEND US YOUR NEW MAILING ADDRESS AND AND YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS – IF YOU CHANGE IT. PHONE NUMBER TOO……………….
i HOPE EVERYTHING IS COOOOOOOOL WITH YOU.
Gram and gramps……………………………
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This dad has just ventured into Never Never Land.
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The answer: Leather. Lots of leather.
He did it for the nookie.
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<Apparently, everyone objects at this wedding.
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