Bill Nye The Party Guy

July 29th, 2015

Bill Nye The Party Guy - Celebs

“Found out Bill Nye used to go to my mom’s parties in the 80′s.”

(via source)

When Deer Attack

July 29th, 2015

When Deer Attack - Vacation

“A family road trip through Jasper National Park, circa 1981, a fantastic photo opportunity arises. Several deer are grazing at the side of the road. There are many motorists who have also stopped to embrace the opportunity. My mother, little sister and I approach a deer and as my father sets up the shot with a 3-2-1 countdown on his state of the art manual camera, it appears the deer has an ulterior motive. My toddler sister gets the worst of it and we are caught off guard and shocked!  After the photo was taken my father put his camera down and chased the deer until he literally kicked it in its malicious deer butt. No more than a bruised chin to the resilient toddler but to this day, my lil sister doesn’t think it’s as funny as the rest of us.”

(submitted by Anna)

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The Awkward Vacation Contest Champion

July 29th, 2015

The Awkward Vacation Contest Champion - Photos

After receiving thousands of submissions, we’re proud to announce our winner! Congratulations to Emily Oller for being mauled by a herd of farm animals and for winning a $5,000 vacation! Here’s the story in her own words:

“This photo was taken at West Coast Game Park Safari located in Bandon, Oregon around 2000. Our family vacationed to Bandon every year and we would always visit the wildlife park because you could get ice cream cones filled with deer food to feed and pet the deer and goats. As we walked into the park my sister saw a baby goat and picked it up while I was feeding one of the deer. Next thing I know I am bombarded by deer and goats. My parents snapped the photo of my cute sister without seeing me in the background. The rest of the vacation involved a horseback trip that ended up a disaster. My sister was bucked off. My mom’s horse started to roll with her on its back, my dad lost his cell phone in thick prickly bushes and my horse reared up and galloped away from the group.”

And here’s Ed Helms on Good Morning America calling Emily (on a rotary phone) to tell her she’s won!

Congratulations to our other two finalists, Laura & Stacey and thanks to everyone in the AFP community for so many amazing submissions!

“Our family vacation was rained out basically the entire trip in Florida. We all flew in from all different parts of the country for a fun filled week of sun and parks and were literally rained out of every place. Here we are wearing our stinky plastic Disney rain gear and finally giving up on having any fun this trip.”

“Our first trip to Disney made for a few roller coaster fun memories. People keep asking us, “How did you get them to keep going on those rides?” “Bribery and lots of convincing,” is our answer.”

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And don’t forget to check out Vacation in theaters today! It’s hilarious.


Grand Prize Winner

July 28th, 2015

Grand Prize Winner - Photos

“I found this trophy in a house we recently rented.

(submitted by Michael)

Bug Spray

July 28th, 2015

Bug Spray - Mom & Dad

“Mom handing out Dixie cups as my dad administers shots through an insect sprayer he rigged. If only I’ll be half as awesome..”

(via source)

Recreating The Awkwardness

July 28th, 2015

Recreating The Awkwardness - Recreating The Awkwardness

“My mom and me in 1987 and me and my daughter today waiting for baby brothers!”

(via source)

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