Birthdays
Cake Substitute
“When I was a kid, we were so broke that I blew out candles on top of a slice of bread perched on a paper cup at Brown’s Chicken for my birthday.”
(via source)
Darth Bubbles
“Today’s my 40th birthday. My wife bought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip but forgot to bring glasses. I’m using this.”
(via source)
30 Is The New 60
“Today was Mom’s 60th birthday. My brother and I got her a couple cakes. She found this even funnier than we did!”
(via source)
Recycled Birthday Card
‘We threw a surprise 70th birthday party for my dad. We discovered that his cousin repurposed one of her son’s 30th birthday cards for my dad’s birthday present. She put stickers over the earlier message, but we were suspicious so we took them off only to find WhiteOut over a handwritten message. The first card came with a Starbucks gift card, my dad’s card was empty.”
(submitted by Sarah)
Where Rainbows Come From
“My Mom has always been artistic when it comes to decorating cakes, but this one will always be my favorite. ‘Jeffaroonie’ didn’t appreciate it as much as the rest of us.”
(via source)
