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Adam And Eve
“Mum brought me a shirt from her overseas trip. She wasn’t wearing her glasses.”
(via source)
Famous For My Smile
“My eight-year-old broke her tooth by roller skating into a wall. This was the shirt she was wearing.”
(via source)
Shirt Con
“My son talked his grandma into buying him this shirt when he was eight, “Because he loves Subway.”
(submitted by Heather)
Cracker Jerk
“My father was supposed to take my sister and I to get our pictures made. I am supposed to have on a matching jacket like my sister’s. He left it in the car and rather then admit he flubbed, he just told the photographer to let the picture roll. That is why I have my picture professionally made in a Cracker Jerk Tshirt. That and our mullettude makes this photo very awkward!”
(submitted by Amy)
Miscalculated
“My son got some hand-me-downs. Neither my wife nor the person who gave us the clothes realized that the shirt was funny.”
(via source)
Holy Shirt
“This is me and my brother. I always wonder who put that shirt on him. LOL!”
(submitted by Nicholas)
Semi Colon
“My sister recently had a portion of her colon removed because of cancer. I gave her this shirt to celebrate a successful surgery.”
(via source)
Bean Machines
“My grandmother worked at the Blytheville (AR) Canning Company when I was a kid (owned by Bush’s). At one point, she presented us with matching shirts for Showboat Beans… I’m guessing “Bean Machine” would be powered by flatulence? My mother had the grand idea of a (rare) family photo of us in said shirts. I’m the little kid on the right who can’t close her mouth (still true). IDK if my brother was sticking his tongue out at the photographer or if it had been at me. My mom’s 70’s-era hair is just awesome, as is my dad’s porn-stache (which was usually accompanied by a full beard that he’d just shaven–scaring the bejeebies out of 3-year-old-me). My grandmother passed away ten years ago, and this was a treasured photo still proudly on display in her house when we emptied it out.”
(submitted by Beth)
