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The Patriot

“My grandfather is the star of many awkward family photos. Here, he poses pantsless, with a pair of kettlebells, artistically composed at his feet to highlight his lack of pants and booty short spandex. The  flag in the background pretty much says it all: this is AMERICA.”

(submitted by Hannah)

White Lines

“A picture taken of my father and sister. This is around 1983-1984. It was a professional photo, not candid, so he had to plan this outfit out.”

(submitted by Kim)

Argh

Not everybody loved Pirates of the Caribbean.

(submitted by Laura)

Happy Trails

When you’re the head buckaroo, you get to pull your own fingers.

(submitted by Ari)

Pollock

This young lady is clearly a fan of expressionism.

(submitted by Megan)

Early Birds

Retirement has never looked so delicious.

(submitted by Bob)

Go Fly A Kite

On second thought, how about a jigsaw puzzle?

(submitted by Aaron)

You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid

This is my brother and I. I was around nine and he is about 6. Pink shirts and suspenders really? I look like a cross between Ralphie from Christmas Story and a young Larry King.”

-Jeremy

Garbage Pail Kid

Well, what else is she supposed to lean on?

(submitted by Kimberly)

Mom & Dadzillas

Sometimes, “it’s only because they love us” just doesn’t cut it.

(submitted by Marci)