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Family Portrait

Mother Time

“My mother, pointing out that the camera timer wasn’t working. And my brother, sleeping on the assignment.”

(submitted by IG @patrick.of.all.trades)

Splattered

“This was taken in 1995, I couldn’t seem to let go of my 80s hair.”

(submitted by Kerry)

Oh Mother

“Went to get a family portrait made with three generations of moms. Bedlam ensued.”

(submitted by Susan)

The Hobbyists

“My mom had a field day at Picture People in the mall. She had us all dress for our hobbies.”

(submitted by Mariah)

Timer’s Up

“We were trying to work the self timer for a family Christmas photo. The timer went off a little sooner than expected.”

(submitted by The Dickerson family)

Jean Team

“This family photo was taken in the early 90’s in Iowa. I have no idea why we were all wearing denim.”

(submitted by IG @kanthony2006

Dazed And Confused

“What’s confusing (echoed by the bewildered looks on our faces) is that *this* is the photo that our parents chose to buy. How bad were the others?

(submitted by IG @kimberly_g and IG @k3v.7n)

The Blowout

“My mom and aunt were always into the big huge 80’s hair, but seriously wtf is on my head? My aunt did my hair, and my mom loved it enough to allow me to get professional pictures taken.”

(submitted by Christina) 

Blue Streak

“My family, and yes, they still like denim.”

(submitted by IG @rocky_roberts_)

The Exploding Frame

“My mom arranged for a professional photographer to take a family portrait and my dad said he would take care of getting it framed. He claimed he was owed a favor by an amateur taxidermist friend. The blowtorched exploding plywood frame really ties it all together.”

(submitted by IG @happyslacksbuttertart)